God TV, Benny Hinn and me
Just the other day I was visiting my local Morrisons in search of sustenance. On arrival I was greeted by a man trying to get people to sign up for BSkyB. Initially I railed about the expense of the sports coverage. After a bit the man tried to get me to sign up for a cheaper package and noticing my dog collar suggested that I might like the God Channel. Without thinking I snapped back;
"I am not a total lunatic!"
The man smiled as I stomped off. Anyhow I have wondered if I should not have shown a little more restraint in my response. For what it is worth tonight I feel justified. Why? Because I have received an email from God TV telling me of their latest star attraction - none other than the King of blow, Mr Benny Hinn. Doubtless our desire to watch Mr Hinn will leade to marital difficulties once more for Richard Hall and myself. Sadly our wives do not seem to appreciate our guilty pleasures.
For the rest of you I offer a touch of Benny in action;