Musings on faith, society and whatever else gets me going from one of a tradition of turbulent clerics.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

End times quiz

Had to have a go at this quiz which I found via my guru Richard Hall. I didn't find the rsults surprising although I am mortified at my 5% Left Behind rating. I'll have to take more lessons from Richard



You scored as Amillenialist.

Amillenialism believes that the 1000 year reign is not literal but figurative, and that Christ began to reign at his ascension. People take some prophetic scripture far too literally in your view.

Amillenialist

90%

Preterist

85%

Moltmannian Eschatology

80%

Postmillenialist

30%

Dispensationalist

15%

Premillenialist

5%

Left Behind

5%

What's your eschatology?
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Friday, April 28, 2006

Stop the Scolari appointment

I have no objection to the England football team being managed by a foreigner. Other counties do well by scuh decisions and the success of the England cricket team which is coached by a Zimbabwean whose base is in South Africa, shows it can work.

However, I have to object to the decision by the FA to appoint Delipe Scolari as England's next manager. It is not because I think he cannot do the job. He certainly did very well with his native Brazil after a distinguished career in club management. His record with Portugal is to be fair a more mixed picture.

My objection is based on the caveman qualities that he brings. His attitudes are hardly in line with a game desiring a positive image

A summary of those attitudes is according to a BBC profile;

Scolari is by nature remarkably open. He will hold court on such subjects as the fact that he tells his players to commit fouls, his admiration for General Pinochet or his prejudice against homosexuals.

So there you are. David Dein et al are appointing a cheating homophobe with a penchant for bloodstained military dictators. Wonderful isn't it?

For the moment, I will leave the matter of Pinochet's enthusiasm for attaching electonic devices to the testicles of anti facists. I will keep to the other matters. Not long ago, the FA were proudly claiming to be taking a stand against homophobia. Sadly this seemingly honourable stand is now exposed for all its shallowness given that only yesterday according to Iain Dale Sky has been reporting that Scolari has in the past said he wouldn't select gays. Well, dear FA, that is homophobia. Are you for it or against it?

As for telling his players to commit fouls, well it's just grand to know how much we value fair play. But of course, the world of the FA is a mercenary world where money is worshipped, a world in which the dominant people know the price of everything and the value of absolutely nothing.

I have no hopes that the FA will take a moral stance. For far too long when confronted with moral dilemmas, they have acted as shivers looking for a spine to crawl up. The basis that this deal may collapse is Scolari's financial demands which are rumoured at £5m per annum! Still, come June when the team takes the field to represnt the FA reprobates, we can all let out a cry of;

"Come on Trinidad and Tobago/Paraguay/Sweden! After all it's the patriotic thing to do if our national game will insist on degrading itself!

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Methodist Blogs Weekly Roundup

Yes the Methodist Blogs Weekly Roundup is out again thanks to John's hard work in a busy week.

Read and enjoy!

Meet the Voter, John

John Prescott engages a member of the electorate in 2001 General Election.

I recall it to have been the only interesting moment of a lacklustre campaign.

Sex Bomb

I know this is bad taste but this video made me laugh. I link it in honour at the way that Britain's Deputy Prime Minister made political capital over sex scandals during the Major Government. Furthermore, I think there is reason to be concerned when ministers conduct affairs within their office.

Most of all, it is my favourite Tom Jones song.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

One year old

Yesterday I forgot to celebrate my first birthday on the blogosphere.

Apparently it is rare for memory to improve at my age.

Friday, April 21, 2006

What has happened to the price of haircuts?

Many years ago, I was a member of the Labour Party. From 1977 to 1992, I would eagerly get in my car and drive off to help in election campaigns. I was one of many to do so. Even 'though I never earned £10,000 in any of those years and in half of them I earned less than £6,000 I would never have thought of claiming expenses.

So I feel today for Labour Party members who are being taken for a ride. of course, they are used to the Prime Minister ignoring their opinions. But now we see a picture of the true level of contempt for the rank and file in Cherie Blair whose poverty makes me want to weep claiming £7,700 from the party to cover haircuts in the last election. That is money from decent party members and those who have forgotten to opt out of their union's political levies.

None of these people need a "traitor" such as me to fight their cause although if I was still in the Labour Party, my next branch meeting if it allowed talk of such things, would be a little noisy.

No, my main concerns are directed in other places.

Firstly, I am horrified at the response of the Labour Party on the matter. In part I am amazed there was a response as I know of few people who get a response other than to protestation of love to the leader. Think me naive but I was shocked at the arrogance of the response. Firstly came a "So what?" Then came a "Don't forget we won!" Yes Tony Blair's favourite response when he can't be bothered to answer a difficult question in the house of Commons.

All this arrogance seems to be out of control. We have had donations from gambling concerns, pornographers and arms companies. Never so much as an apology for dragging the Party of lansbury and Bevan in the gutter. Mittai and Ecclestone even got policy changes and now to pay for such costs we find clear evidence of the sale of honours as Labour evade their own rules by suggesting loansa rather than donations. Just like Mr David Mills with his spivvy operations, Labour has fallen in love with filthy lucre. The result of all of this is a political class that has lost the capacity to inspire those who do not have memory problems.

Secondly, I am appalled at the inflation in hairdressing costs which has obviously past me by. I have never paif more than £5 for my rather exquisite har to be cut. As far as I know, we have never paid more than £15 for my wife and daughter both to have their hair cut although I think I might just check the bank statements more closely in future. Anyhow, my wife would be horrified if I suggested that she needs to pay for daily hairdos. It is not as 'though the results were that impressive.

I suggest that Mrs Blair learns a paraphrase of a infamous comment of Marie Antoinette and apllies it to herself if her hair is such a problem that she needs people struggling with mortgages to bail her out. I say, "Let her wear hats!"

Finally, I come to the serious point of this post. This affair is a sign that politics is increasingly about image rather than substance. Perhaps that is not new. After all it used to be said that, "Politics is showbiz for ugly people." I suggest that those who seek to rule us, remove themselves from this celebrity fix. For sure as God made little green apples, I will not reconcile myself to state funding of political parties, as is increasingly suggested as the way out of the honours mire, to support such vanity which makes me reach out for the sick bag.

The British Government vs Morality

A devastating expose of our immoral government and its failure to protect victims of torture in Saudi Arabia

This is blog writing at its very best in exposing just what a bunch of unworthy ....s are running our country.

Read and get angry!

Thursday, April 20, 2006

What sort of leader am I?




Some mistake, surely! I wonder if some of my answers betray insecurity which may have been part of Hitler's make up. Has Methodism made a mistake on approving me for ordination? I wonder.

My theology

Just took this test to assess my theology. Here are the results:



Emergent/Postmodern

93%

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

86%

Neo orthodox

75%

Roman Catholic

71%

Modern Liberal

61%

Classical Liberal

61%

Charismatic/Pentecostal

29%

Reformed Evangelical

29%

Fundamentalist

4%

What's your theological worldview?
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It is good to know I am a good Wesleyan and much less of a fundamentalist than Richard Hall. I think we will have to have words.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Kirk Michael Parish Church




When I was on the Isle of Man, this was the Parish Church in the village of Kirk Michael. We had very good ecumenical relations and I preached there on a number of occasions at shared services.

Party funding

As the UK Government slides further into the sinking sands of the "Cash for Peerages" scandal, there has been talk of state financing of political parties.

A while ago I would have supported this but now that we learn that both major parties seem to have rewarded their rich backers with all manner of baubles as well as seats in the Upper House, state financing of political parties seems to me to be about as justifable as rewarding criminals on their arrest.

I have never held any hopes for the Conservative Party. The Thatcher years are scarred into my memory as one who lived in a particularly blighted area. I did however hope for more from the Labour Party - indeed for 15 years I was an active member of the Labour Party. However, I see no merit in diverting public money from good causes to such childish rubbish as last night's party broadcast which resorted to inane point scoring at a time when a few answers re Labour's loans would be more appropriate.

A Government that regards the electorate as being that dim is hardly worthy of support. On the last polling day I resolved never to vote Labour again under the current jokers when i received from a Labour Headquarters an an illusion that I only had the choice of two pro corporate partie. Which anti social beast would I chose? They never considered that to some of us the answer is a thunderous, "Neither!"

I suggest that political parties do what we in the Methodist Church have to do which is to win people and help them feel that they belong. Then in mass membership parties, the members can raise the funds to sustain the political parties. That is better than an unwilling taxpayer who has long been patronised by the political class, being forced to pay up for more of the same treatment.

Our government protects us - well not really!

An interesting argument in The Guardian shows the British Government protecting those accused of torturing British citizens rather than the interests of people who have suffered greatly.

I really wish that I wasn't a cynical old grump but increasingly our government leaves me with little alternative. Saying you are against torture is all well and good but surely words should be backed by actions.

Increasingly, I am asking if the British Government is selling its citizens down the drain as part of its infatuation with the whoredom of death that is the arms industry. In October it was reported that the Saudi Government had been stalling on a lucrative arms deal. Their demands were then reported to be the expulsion of two dissidents, the resumption of British Airways flights to Royadh and the dropping of a corruption investigation that implicated British Aerospace and members of the royal family. It is totally consistent that the gangsters of Riyadh would be prepared to use similar pressure for the sake of their pet torturers. The once welcomed Pinochet ruling which meant that torturers could never be immune from action in the courts has therefore been endangered.

Why should the Saudi gangsters have such a power over the British Government? The answer is simple. The British Government is proposing £40 billions in arms sales to this regime. The Prime Minister and the Defence Secretary are heavily involved in the deal. The Government's credibility has therefore been put very much on the line on this issue. How low will they go to to please the Saudis? Well judging by the decision to put torturers before their British victims, the answer is very low indeed.

I think the time has come to demand a bit of morality from our masters. It is all very well them telling us that the Saudis are our biggest defence export partner and that jobs are on the line but how can a nation prosper when it sells its soul.

A Government that has overseen a five fold increase in gambling is obviously a stranger to morality. Surely the time has come for a bit of people power to be exercised. The arms industry has long been riddled with corruption. Back in September the Guardian rvealed British Aerospace to be running a £60million Saudi slush fund. Allegations have long abounded of lucrative gifts to Prince Turki ibn Nasser who oversaw the 1985 Saudi-BAE Al Yamanah arms contract which at the time was the largest ever arms contract in British history. As for our Government, whilst they talk the talk of helping poor nations, their true face is revealed by the US Congressional Research Service which showed the UK to come third among all arms suppliers to developing nations.

Surely it is time to cry out, "Enough is enough!" This trade of evil and the shoddy compromises that goes with it needs to be brought to an end just like that other calumny, slavery, was brought to an end in defiance of all the clever devils who argued that abolition would mean ruin. No better start could be made than by ending the arms trade supporting policies of the Government's death machine that is DESO.

This is a moral calling. Surely the time has come to defy any Government that continues to collude in this demonic trade in death. For Christians, given the Christian profile of this Government, surely the time has come to turn to Downing Street and cry out "Shame on you! You do not rule in our name!"

Death and the playing fields of Beijing

A disturbing report by British Transplantation Society suggests that the Chinese Government is using the organs of the thousands of people they execute for transplant purposes.

Coming so soon after the news of the gift of statue being erected in Tibet of mass murder Chairman Mao to remind the long suffering Tibet people who is boss, surely we can see that the Chinese dicatorship is a leopard whose spots are unchanged regarding the practice of genocide.

Still to appease the greed of corporate interests, the Chinese Government will be rewarded with the 2012 Olympic Games. This is just about as absurd and immoral as it would have been to award the games to Iraq whilst under Saddam's rule.

Please, someone, pass the sick bag.

The most beautiful church on the Isle of Man




I couldn't resist this picture of Sulby Methodist Church. It was one of four churches I had pastoral care of when working as a layworker on the Isle of Man from 1997 to 2002. It was built in 1913. During my time largely thanks to Mrs Myra Kelly who was Property Secretary, the interior had extensive improvements and the exterior was floodlighted.

Mor important than the building was of course the colourful community of people who worshipped there.

"Holy Ghost enemas" - Tell me I'm hearing things!

I have to confess that I couldn't believe what I was hearing when I first came across this video of Mrs Benny Hinn. In all my trainingI never heard of "Holy Ghost enemas." I can't find them in the Bible but according to Mrs Hinn, they are what we need.

Seriously, I haven't a clue what led Mrs Hinn to make such a comment. Indeed, what disturbed me in the various versions of this that I have seen, was not Mrs Hinn. People have moments when they talk nonsense after all. What disturbed me was that the choir and others on stage were clearly loving it. You see, the problem is bigger than one person.

I find myself worried that within the church there seems to be a crisis of discernment. The crazier the statement, the more some people seem to fall for it. Surely we need to test what we hear when we gather in worship. Far too often, I have heard nonsense including the gem of Jesus wearingdesigner undergarments and yet it is all too often taken in by gullible people who are being fed the wrong things.

Of course, the item on this video is a particularly string piece of nonsense. Yet it hits close to home. Surely those of us who are called to preach the Gospel, need to be careful that we are not using that great privilege in a way that distracts or even leads astray.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Methodist Blogs Weekly Roundup

Get to John at Locusts and Honey for this week's roundup of the Methodist blogosphere . John works very hard at producing this roundup as well as producing an interesting site which contains often points of view that I do not share but are worth reading. Also it is the funniest Methodist site by a long way.

Crazy world

While I salivate at the thought of going out for a good steak on Friday, Tom Cruise has an very different culinary treat to look forward to.

Friday, April 14, 2006

William Sloane Coffin

I learnt today of the death of William Sloane Coffin. I am sure that he will be remembered as an apologist for the faith and a fine campaigner for civil rights (even being arrested with Martin Luther King) and against both the Vietnam and recent Iraq wars.

However, to me, the man is revealed at his finest in this sermon following the death of his son Alex in a road accident . I suggest that every minister who takes funeral services and get alongside the bereaved should read it. It is simply the most powerful antidote to the careless use of easy words.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Benny Hinn on the rampage

You've just got to see this piece of mayhem from Benny Hinn.

Enjoy!

Gotta Big Bible

Monday, April 10, 2006

Methodist Blogs Weekly Roundup

Once more, John has provided a roundup of the past week's posting in the Methodist blogosphere.

Plenty of interest to be found. Get reading!

As always thanks to John

Save Parliament

I think I come from a generation that takes democracy for granted. Sadly we can no longer do so. I invite you to go to the Save Parliament site to read of the real threat to democracy posed by the "Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill."

One more example of how what we take for granted is coming under threat.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Missing verse is a treasure

The urbane Richard Hall tells of a sadly missing verse from that Palm Sunday classic 'All glory, laud and honour.' Quite why anyone should have a snicker at the following verse I cannot imagine.

Be Thou, O Lord, the Rider,
And we the little ass,
That to God’s holy city
Together we may pass.


Explain yourself Mr Hall if you do not wish to be thought a knave. In Bideford, we shall be singing the missing verse with great enthusiasm at our 2007 Palm Sunday serices. You will be welcome.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Wierdo at large

Oh dear! A profile of a Methodist oddity to be found my those brave enough to make the link.

And now you know why UK Methodism is in the soup!

What makes Jesus angry?

Tomorrow at our Circuit Reflection Day, I am leading a session on Jesus taking direct action at the Temple following the triumphant entry.

I am wondering what are the things that make Jesus angry about our world and the church.

Any ideas?

Monday, April 03, 2006

Methodist Blogs Weekly Roundup

Yes, it out again.

I was too lazy to make it this time but lots of good stuff there.

Good on you, John!

Private Peaceful and a present day dilemna

Since completing probationers studies, I have been reading Michael Morpurgo's excellent novel Private Peaceful. It is a story set during the First World War.

A watch goiven by an injured captain to the private is used to tick away the hours of a night long vigil. This vigil is carried out by Private Thomas Peaceful who keeps himslef awake by recalling the story of his life and that of his brother Charlie. Their story has its moment of humour, its injustices and even the pains of two brothers sharing an affection for the same girl. Ultimately the two brothers end up in the trences of France in that slaughter of millions for the petty ambitions of the powerful controllers of a continent. In Charlie's case, he is there because the landowner, a retired Colonel, has threatened to evict the whole family including Charlie's pregnant wife, if he doesn't go. Thomas is there because he feels that he should be with his brother and does not wish to think of himself as a coward.

Only at the end do we realise that it is Charlie who is to face the firing squad for cowardice. This shocks us as it was Charlie who had received the watch for saving the captain and he is a thorouhly brave man. Yet he has offended an officer who is drunk on power and whose malevolence knows no bounds. His only crime is to refuse to be a party to going over the top to certain death.

This book reminds us how senseless war can be. It is as though soldiers in the First World War were as pawns to be sacrificed in a holocaust of young men. Thousands could be sacrificed so that General Haig might move his drinks cabinet a few inches nearer to Berlin. Morpurgo demonstrates clearly bothe the humanity and courage of soldiers (the book was inspired by interviews with 3 farm-boy veterans in their 80s) whilst questioning the ethics of those who conducted matters. Lions led by donkeys is a description often made of the soldiers in that war. 'Donkeys' is frankly too kind a word to use of the politicians enjoying a good war on the benches of the House of Commons. I am not sure that such a description hasn't been valid in some more recent conflicts.

Anyhow to the present. My thought are for once not on Iraq but on a case which has recently been in the news. Britain executed 306 of its soldier including some as young as 14 years old. Successive British Governments and the army have resisted pardoning these men, many of who were shell shocked. An example is the case of Henry Farr. This man suffered appallingly as a result of shell shock yet not only did he go on to be executed but his wife was denied a widow's pension and the family lived with great stigma. Currently his family are seeking to persuade the Defence Secretary John Reid or failing him the courts to grant Private Farr a posthumous pardon. I hope they succeed.

France and Germany pardoned their soldiers who were shot for cowardice or desertion. It is time we did the same and that these men are remembered on Remembrance Day with honour. After all many of these men had a decency that the butchers of humanity such as Earl Haig lacked. And perhaps, the pardon could be accompanied with the gesture of an apology for this cavalier disregard of human life.

Christianity and welfare and grace

Reading today's Independent,I came across an interesting article by Andreas Whittam Smith based on a recent book by Frank Prochaska entitled Christianity and Social Service in Modern Britain. For the time being, I will hold back from buying this book until it is out at a more affordable price as a softback. However, Whittam Smith's article suggests that it is an interesting book.

Essentially the argument made seems to be that the mid 19th Century was the high point of laissez - faire economics. Taxes were low and economic growth was taking place at a fast pace. Of course, not everyone was enjoying good times. Life was hard for those capitalists who failed to compete and went bankrupt. It was also hard for major sections of the working class who all too often weren't working. In those days there was precious little supportfrom the state for the victims of the workings of capitalism. Such help would have been seen by many politicians as both useless and immoral.

The lack of state provision was met as far as was possible by the churches. This help took the form of voluntary hospitals, ragged schools, orphanages etc. Such help was often provided with the hope of creating moral improvement in the poor. I cannot help but gulp at this notion for all too often the history of the Cornish mining town in which I grew up suggests that it was often the rich and powerful who had the greater need of moral improvement. However, it cannot be denied that many within the churches sought to act charitably for good motives even if such help seemed often to be a means of recruitment for their churches.

Prochaka argues that the widening of the franchise which began in 1867 led governments to undertake welfare provision as the needs were beyond the capacity of Church charitable organisation to meet. This meant that Church attention shifted from the poor as individuals to questions as to the causes of poverty. Inevitably the consequence was that the Church became more distant from peoples' lives.

Of course, there were other factors in Church decline. Darwinism had its effect and the evangelical tradition came under pressure from the rise of critical Biblical scholarship. Whittam Smith doesn't mention it but the slaughter during two World Wars created an erosion of faith as did the growth of awareness that all too often religion had been used as a means of social control.

Certainly, the decline in Church attendance has been considerable in the UK. the 1851 Religious Census suggests that 10 million people had attended churches and chapels on that day. The figure now is probably less than 2 million people attending church on a Sunday even though the population has more than trebled since 1851.

So has the welfare stae killed our churches. I think to an extent a case can be made for Prochaska's hypothesis. And yet, I believe wholeheartedly in a welfare state and would wish to defend it. My reaction is in part emotional. Despite the progress of the second half of the 19th Century, my great grandmother who was a widow came to the end of her life in a monstrous workhouse in 1914. She had worked for much of her life and to a degree was let down by her husband retreating into alcohol abuse as a result of family tragedies. I cannot help feeling that a country that was about to waste a fortune on war, failed her. And my sorrow is added to by the fact that her daughters, one of whom was my grandmother, kept the story of her end a secret from al of the family who followed, doubtless out of a sense of shame.

But I also believe that the state should play a moral role in welfare provision. The churches have never been able to adequately meet the scale of human needs. Charity can only create people who are dependent on Lady Bountifuls. I prefer to think in terms of entitlements albeit properly administered. We are our brother's keeper! And that finds proper expression in a proper sharing of resources. That is what morality is about.

As for the churches, where do we go? In the mid 19th Century, they flourished because they at least attempted to meet the needs of the people. I don't think that we can re create that situation. Never again will the Church be the main provider of income maintenance, health or education. Thought of such a situation are but a pipe dream.

And yet there is a way that the Church can respond to peoples' needs today even if it seems much less obvious and perhaps more difficult. Today we have around us a crisis of self esteem. Many people are struggling to make sense of their lives. People live with guilt for the times in which they mess up and feel worthless. Our culture encourages this as is expressed in a mass media which all too often needs to create those who can be derided for their failings, a mass media which all too often freezes people in their worst moments.

The antidote to this is God's grace. That grace treats us all much better than we deserve. It gives value to each of us as God's children. In our hurting society, the Church has a calling to be the means by which people are connected to God's grace as expressed in the slef giving love of Christ. Furthermore, we are called to mediate that grace in our dealings and relationships with others. So, dear reader, we can still meet the needs of people today.

Anyhow, I hope to develop an understanding of grace next week.